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when does school start? [09 Jan 2006|09:46pm]
im confused from the academic calander. it says semester begins 26th yet first day of classes are saturday the 29th. so yeah.

when is my first day of class? :(
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[18 Nov 2005|01:36pm]
www.CatsInSinks.com
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[14 Nov 2005|07:05pm]
How is THIS legal?
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4 non blondes [05 Nov 2005|08:55pm]
Do you like Linda Perry? well, she was at Girlbar this weekend. Yeah. Of course no one recognized her (except us) ...she was drinking bottles of Don and smoking in the club coz shes cool like that.
she also talked to me.
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loveeee it [03 Nov 2005|09:32pm]
You know you live in LA when. . .


You've ever gotten a street sweep ticket.

You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends

You're sitting in traffic for at least an hour at any given part of the day

You go to the beach and see that real lifeguards actually do look like the lifeguards from Baywatch

You begin to "lie" to your friends about where you are (i.e. "Yeah I'm like 20 minutes away") - when you know that it'll take you at least an hour to get there).

You eat a different ethnic food for every meal

You look around at the nice cars around you during traffic, thinking it'll be your favorite Laker or WB star.

You make a conscious choice to watch Jay Leno over David Letterman

You mourned for Tupac and not for Biggie

You know it's best not to be on the 405 at 4:05 pm.

Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".

You've inadvertently learned Spanish.

In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day.

You've bumped into a celebrity at El Pollo Loco.

You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.

Your pizza delivery guy is also on contract with Warner Bros.

If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.

Your TV show is interrupted by a police chase.

When tourists ask where they can get souvenirs, you direct them to Venice Beach.

You know someone named Freedom, Rainbow, Persephone or Destiny.

You've trespassed through private property to get to the "Hollywood" sign.

You know Hollywood has a "lake".

You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.

You've lost your car in the Century City Shopping Center parking lot.

You've ever bought oranges, flowers, cherries or peanuts on a freeway off-ramp.

You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.

You've never listened to NPR.

Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.

You have a favorite Thai restaurant.

You think Johnnny Rocket's is an accurate depiction of a diner.

You think Manhattan is a beach.

You eat pineapple on pizza.

You've been to Disneyland more times than Downtown.

When giving directions , you follow up with the phrase: "With/Without traffic."

You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An "818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "310."

Driving along, you see a high-speed police chase approaching in your rear view mirror. You don't panic or even flinch. Instead, you call your friends on your car phone and tell them you're on TV.

You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.

Everyone you know has 3 phone numbers. Home, Office, mobile, pager, two-way, voicemail.....

You are awakened in the middle of the night by a moderate earthquake. Your reply: "That ain't even a 5-pointer" and go back to sleep.

You think you are better than the people who live "Over the Hill". It don't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.

You live 10 miles from work. It takes you 60 minutes to get home.

Walking out of Jamba Juice, you see that a movie is being shot on-location across the street.

You are not happy, or even slightly exited that there may be a movie star there. You just say, " They f*ckin better not be blocking my parking space."

You have to yell at your bank teller through a 2 inch thick wall of plexi-glass.

That last one goes for your local convienience store man, too.

You personally know at least 5 people with agents.

You personally know at least 3 people who have been in a movie or TV show.

You know what In N Out is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.

You know that not everyone in Beverly Hills is a millionaire.

You've gotten parking tickets from parking in the red zone in front of your house.

You say you live in LA when really you live in a subsection of a subsection of a subsection of southern LA.

Any major movie star is picking out the best portobello mushrooms next to you at the grocers and you don't notice.

The guy at 8:30 in the morning at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

You really can never be too rich or too thin.

The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.

The workday starts at 10am...or whenever you get out of your therapy session.

You have never met a waiter that wasn't really an "Actor."

It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99"

You call 911 and they put you on hold.

You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:30 tae-bo class.

The three hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe lying on the shoulder.

A nurse can look at you in all seriousness and ask, "you don’t drink or smoke, right?"

All the "cool gyms" allow pedestrians on the street a full-view of those working out. Literally, you can’t drive by Wilshire without staring into L.A. Fitness. Perhaps a new form of window shopping?

The hot seasonal party favor is a candied apple from Neiman's. The apples are called "Skinny Dippers."

The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.

Bars card. For real.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Los Angeles.
HAAAAAAAA SO TRUE!!!!!
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[28 Oct 2005|10:09pm]
i need penis
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so yeah. [27 Oct 2005|07:36pm]
the language lab lost my student ID.motherfuckin french bitch.

bastards better find it by monday.
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[22 Oct 2005|11:21pm]
My myspace
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[20 Oct 2005|01:11pm]
i have two friends in long beach memorial. dang. im tired. i have to work tonight at 7:30. friday is filled with appointments. meh. i have papers due. UGH.
such is life i suppose. I might get a fish tank. ever since amanda got her fishtank i fell in love with one particular fish. (previously..i hated fish) unfortunately, that one fish recently died. and I was HEARTBROKEN. so now i want a tank with a couple of them. dwarf puffer fish are the CUTEST things EVER. their eyes blink!!!! and they have teeth!! has to be the most unique fish . they are so iquisitive swimming around looking at everything. CUTE.





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[18 Oct 2005|10:10pm]
[ mood | angry ]

I can't deal with this fake bullshit any longer.man.

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[29 Sep 2005|06:14pm]
"If I can make vampires so real that people would call me up at home and ask about them, can I make them feel the presence of Jesus Christ?"
-Anne Rice




Release Date: 01 November, 2005
* now available for pre-order


this should be interesting.
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Hmmm [06 Aug 2005|08:52pm]
k so i want to get this book titled Disco Bloodbath by james st. james. BUT it is hella expensive ranging from 50$-400.00 , and i have no idea why it cost so much?????
what makes a book so expensive? besides high demand because that isn't it ...
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[29 Jul 2005|12:30pm]
"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta."
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[11 Jul 2005|02:17am]
I am super into the marquis de sade. I have to read everything I can find about him. these tangents come frequently and they keep me up many nights.
i wish i knew why. but even more so i wish i had more of marquis de sade.
im like a tweaker without the tweak.

it's going on 2:30am on a monday morning. and after reading all that I found online, I'm super anxious to get to the library rt when it opens. As of right now, im way enthralled and i have no plans of going to sleep.
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[20 Jun 2005|10:30pm]
i happen to be taking a Geology class right now that is geared towards earthquakes. People are starting to blame me :P

I grew up in los angeles..(no, im not an OC kid -never lived in the OC) anyhow, earthquakes are FUN.
a percentage of my grade in this class is dependant on makeing an individualized "earthquake kit". i feel like a retard for making this "kit". but on the other hand, it just shows how unprepared we are if/when a large earthquake happens. so i should suck it up, and carry my earthquake kit proud. because, after all..it could save lives some day.

(if you couldn't tell -this is me justifying my handy earthquake kit.)
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LORDS OF DOGTOWN [13 May 2005|06:49pm]



as a kid..these guys were my heroes. If i ever belonged to a "scene" - this was it.
this was my first "real" skateboard, an original 1986 Vision dogtown -Psycho Stick, with pink grip tape.






See the trailor here: http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/lords_of_dogtown/high.html
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the weekend [07 May 2005|07:40am]
was filled with a bit o' partying in long beach. Club hopping till the weeee mornin'. L and I danced on the gogo box together --i havnt done that in years! the whole upper portion of the club was glass that overlooked the ocean. i got compaired to the girls from the L word again. We blew through a solid red light. Kyles car got towed. we got lost on the way to the tow yard. and then to top it off, when we finally did arive home, the gate that lets the cars through to the apartments would not open! It was a wild night to say the least.
here are some pictures we took in the car before the battery died. they won't last long , so see em while you can!

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[06 May 2005|10:27pm]
I have 5 essays to do this weekend.


i'm pumped!
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[01 May 2005|01:50am]
rdnk****: ok, good night.
rdnk****: and get some cock.
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mm-hmm [29 Apr 2005|08:09pm]
our plans are finalized. a bunch of us are caravaning to the river, where we will stay up many a night gambling, hot sexing and jetskiing. I think I might be driving.

and just for laura, I made sure my daddy got her tickets to see the Beach Boys because she abso-fucking-lutely adores them.



"river funds" have already been started. went shopping yesterday, picked up our new swimsuits. Counting down the days! and just for safety's sake, we will NOT be going Memorial day weekend because there are too many tragedies that happen every year on that weekend.
awe yeah. awesome way to start out the summer.
and just for a little TMI, i am currently typing this as i sit on the toilet :)
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